Who are you? Ok great…so about me…
I was on the apprentice once. I didn’t win. But I didn’t get fired, either.
The quickest way to my heart is with Freddo bars. I love those little guys…..also, whiskey. Or whiskey flavoured Freddos (invent them, dammit!)
My favourite person to laugh at is myself … or in my sleep… or when it’s least appropriate.
Small talk… no. Banter… no.
Emojis make me uncomfortable.
I still own my entire Pokemon card collection. I make lists for lists. Even this is a list.
Kanye’s ego is jealous of my ego.
Every sentence I say starts with “Right!” “Sorry” or “Soooo”
Quite a lot of things frustrate me. Mainly, people. Especially people who just stop. walking. for. no. reason.
Semi pro air drummer, retired air guitarist, undiscovered rap god.
I get too attached to browser tabs.
My accent adapts to whoever I talk to. Like a verbal chameleon.
I’ve spent too much time wondering why orange juice is yellow.
It’s impossible to tell if I’m joking. I always am. …Joke.
I’m a tedious combination of a dry, awkward + sarcastic troll.
I wake up. I immediately make plans for dinner.
I can’t write anything without puns, metaphors, similies, alliteration or rhymes. Except that.
Mental health awareness/action advocate.
I co-habit with a small leopard cat called Binky. She hates me.
I’m not a crazy cat person. My cat is just crazy about me.
I’ve also trapped another human called Sitara. We go on nap dates + I like that.
I’m good at pretending to understand stuff I know nothing about. Such as everything.