Hi. I am Chris.

*Clears throat + prepares best robot voice* Hello future bride + groom! I am Chris. I have hair inspired by Jimmy Neutron... No - I've never cut it myself.

A few random facts:

  • The quickest way to my heart is with freddo bars. I love those little guys.
  • I get a kick out of awkwardness.
  • My surname is Barber + I have a dumb haircut. I'm aware of the irony.
  • I've said "LOL" out loud instead of just laughing.
  • I'm not great at lie-ins.
  • Sometimes I get a little too emotional over architecture.
  • My lack of film knowledge will stress you out.
  • I once told Facebook that I "like" Vaseline. Now it's kinda awkward + I don't know how to unlike it.
  • I can't dance but I'm ridiculously enthusiastic.
  • I've seen Peter Andre live. Twice.
  • I live to travel
  • Reality TV makes me want to punch myself in the face

I wrote this wearing my pyjamas. Thought you should know.