Hi. I am Chris.
*Clears throat + prepares best robot voice* Hello future bride + groom! I am Chris. I have hair inspired by Jimmy Neutron... No - I've never cut it myself.
A few random facts:
- The quickest way to my heart is with freddo bars. I love those little guys.
- I get a kick out of awkwardness.
- My surname is Barber + I have a dumb haircut. I'm aware of the irony.
- I've said "LOL" out loud instead of just laughing.
- I'm not great at lie-ins.
- Sometimes I get a little too emotional over architecture.
- My lack of film knowledge will stress you out.
- I once told Facebook that I "like" Vaseline. Now it's kinda awkward + I don't know how to unlike it.
- I can't dance but I'm ridiculously enthusiastic.
- I've seen Peter Andre live. Twice.
- I live to travel
- Reality TV makes me want to punch myself in the face
I wrote this wearing my pyjamas. Thought you should know.