i hope you have enjoyed reading this as much as i have enjoyed writing it.
moonshine + molly got married! it was basically sponsored by kleenex. everyone either looked like the super crazy happy emoji or the welling up emoji. i looked like the smiley turd emoji, obviously.
bride enters the ceremony on a unicycle followed by a pizza guy on the dance floor, delivering a bulk order of dominos.
i’ve seen the future. you’re all invited to imitate.
“every wedding needs an alan”
alan is the reason that i can legit tag this blog post with ‘cunt’ + i like new experiences like that.
c-bombs aside… fay + chris have genuinely looked *this* ecstatic about life each time that i’ve met them. i was worried that they might smile-combust during the wedding.
they didn’t smile-combust, though. ain’t nobody ready for two new experiences like that in one day.
“she makes these weird whale noises when she’s happy”